| CHAPTER SIX |
Our gallant G-2 leader was an amiable alcoholic from the deep South, Alabama or Mississippi, I can't
remember which. Captain "Swampy" Jones had a burning passion to collect live rattlesnakes and,
unfortunately, they were abundant in this area. He kept one drafting equipment case for his special snake pit.
It was chilling to go into our storage room and hear all those snakes whirring and buzzing. I can't remember
what he ever did with them... or how we finally got rid of them.
The Corps was still using live buglers to blow reveille, taps, chow call, liberty and pay call. Later, recordings
were broadcast over a public address system. Our battalion had been moved out of the big two-level
barracks into a new compound where we lived in Quonset huts housing twenty men. We slept in two-decker
metal bunks. It was my misfortune to have the lower bunk under the battalion bugler, Corporal Stang. The
guards would come in to roust him out at four o'clock every morning. He was a heavy sleeper and they
really had to work hard some mornings in order to get him awake and on his feet. I didn't appreciate all the
noise and banging on the bunk frames every morning, but I couldn't do anything about it. My patience and
good nature deserted me, however when Stang started wetting the bed. After my second or third "golden
shower", I turned him in to the first sergeant. Stang was transferred out and I presume he was given a
discharge. If so, I probably did him a favor.
We'd reached the bottom of a pint of "Old Mr. Boston Spot Bottle" as we passed it back and forth. Since
we had no money left for a bus ride back to camp, we had to go to the docks to wait for a truck for the free
ride back. This was always a last resort. Being jammed in the back of a hard-axle truck with a bunch of sick, drunken, puking servicemen wasn't a great way to end a liberty. A "thoughtful" Marine always carried toilet
paper and enough money for bus fare. Neither Steve or I were thoughtful that night. Sometime during the
long wait, I went to the phone booth and made a collect call home. I don't recall any of that conversation, but
when I hung up, I hit the jackpot! Coins showered out of the coin return slot. I can't recall how much
treasure spilled out, but there was enough for another spot bottle. We walked back up Broadway to the
friendly bench at the Grant and sat there until that bottle was empty too. This time, we prudently
saved enough money for a bus ride back to Elliott.
We were given liberty almost every day and we exploited it to the extent of our limited resources. It was
convenient to have a floating barracks right in downtown Dago. I got a money order from Mom and Dad
for my birthday which I had trouble getting cashed. Finally, after correctly answering three questions, "What
is your mother's maiden name?", "What's your dog's name?", and "Who is mayor of Butte, Montana?", I
finally got my $25.00.

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